Wednesday, February 13, 2008

keep a FAT man close

No your eyes are not dullibg you and no there is absolutely wrong with me. Really before you bite me, let me clarify. i do not mean an anatomic obese individual and neither am i saying those heavy dudes do not deserve some loving. Hum even i am getting dizzy with all these gramer all i am trying to say is keep a

Faithful

And

Teachable.

oh you get it now. yeah i know that it is hard to spot one since word are not written on foreheads. really that would be much easier o. Ladies we all know that there are always those tell tale signs that the brother is a 'good for nothing, sleazy heart breaker' but we date him any way, hoping and having vigils crying and begging God for him to change. Let me lay it on you plain and simply that's never going to happen. See even God could not change man that why he created woman. we are the mpdifications of them men. through skillful research i have come to rationalize some 10 characteristics of a FAT dude

1.he would be confident, not arrogant.

2. he would like your feminity or not, but would never tell you to be what your are not. Barbie into GI jane.

3. would not talk you to sleep, but give from for your emotional stuff about your girly stuff.

4. oh this is my fav, would come home to tell you about his sexy hot secretary, do not fret its just gist.

5. men are like elastic so sometimes they would want to be left alone, its phase get it and go to your own space.

6.would tell you when he is broke, which wont be allthe time. NO TO ALWAYS BROKE DUDES no future there.

7. would never get tired of listening to you.

8. your first date would not be at his parent's, that shows signs of dependence. he is propably second accessing you.

9.would not pretend to like all your friends and, would not expect thesame of you.

10.he is a brother who takes well to new ideas. say it with me STAGNANT BAD, DYNAMIC good.

he might not be a stunner, but remember gold too has to be refined.